Fics:

I am currently working on something with Kate entitled “Materialising into Trouble”.
Chapter One can be found here and Chapter Two is here. 

FAQ:

Q: What is your name?
A: Anne. Or Anne Marie. Or Miami works too.

Q: What is your quest?
A: I seek me. Or a greater understanding of such. Whichever comes first.

Q: What is your favorite color?
A: Ha, that’s easy! Yellow. No wait, and greeeeen-
*thrown off cliff*

Dammit…now I have to hike back up. I guess I’ll keep answering to pass the time…Go on then.

Q: Will this just be a bunch of references to Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
A: Damn, you caught me…

Q: Do you have a life?
A: Define “life”.

Q: (To get it out of the way) What’s your sexual orientation?
A: Hmm. That is an interesting question. I believe in love and I believe that gender and sex has nothing to do with it. That being said, to the narrow minded I would probably be called a lesbian since my sexual and romantic interests lean more that direction. *Anne shrug*

Q: What does becksal mean?
A: It’s when you have a waffle and you pour the syrup into each of the little squares. I use it as being interchangeable with troll.

Q: You talk about being evil a lot. Are you evil?
A: Yes.

Q: What do you do for fun?
A: I collect owl-themed things (none of which are named Hedwig, thank you very much) and also spoons that I’ve stolen from around the world. Also I watch an unhealthy amount of television.

Q: Spoons?
A: Yes.

Q: Ooookaaaay…
A: Shut up, that’s not a question!

Q: Fine then, owl collection?
A: Yes! I have several, all of which are named. There’s Otis, Eustace, Lemony, Bedevere, Oliver, James, Franklin, Percival, Spencer, Loker, Wulfric, Cal, Wendell, Anthony, Richard, Brian, Bernard (pronounced “Ber-nerd”), Felix, Ronald, Christopher, Joe, Matthew, Thomas, Errickson, Geoff, Turner, Leo, Nathaniel, Craig, Michael, and Bruce. <3

Q: What is wrong with you?
A: Well what’s wrong with anybody really? Life, that’s what.